Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Your dad touched me again.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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