guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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