Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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