What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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