New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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