how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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