mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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