New invention idea: vibrating tampons
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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