I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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