Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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