I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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