I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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