no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
What a dumb baby whore.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
God I need to hump something, right now.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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