This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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