it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
it's like iHOP with fire
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
