I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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