Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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