I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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