The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
