I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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