It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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