$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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