Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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