i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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