omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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