In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
