you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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