Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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