We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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