Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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