Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
