you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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