I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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