Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Text me some of your sweat
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
