this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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