We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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