Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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