Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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