yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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