OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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