All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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