This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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