Your tits are I can't wait for
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Floor bacon is actually really good
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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