Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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