had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
