The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I have fence marks all over my body
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