I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
