Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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