Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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