is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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