everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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