I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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