he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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