How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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