pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize
